Currently being worked on.

Never to be done, period.
-Get over 50 on any skill check.

En Garde!
-Win a duel.

Yarr Rated
-Win a sea battle.

You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you
-Show mercy to a beaten opponent.

Merely a flesh wound!
-Accumulate 50 flesh wounds.

But why is the rum gone?!
-Win a drinking contest.

-Participate in a battle without rolling any attack.

I Get Knocked Down – But I Get Up Again!
-Be KO’d twice in one combat.

Free Fallin’
-Survive a fall of 100 ft or more.

I am become Death, destroyer of worlds
-Earn a Character Point for murdering an NPC

A bit of the old ultra violence
-Cripple an enemy in one blow.

Hoisted by his own Petard
-Defeat an enemy with his own weapon.

Commandeer. Nautical Term.
-Steal a ship.

You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.
-Fail a check after using an Action Point

If you were waiting for the opportune moment…
-Attack an enemy in the same round he enters into grapple.

Is this a kissing book?
-Complete a romantic encounter.

No more rhymes, I mean it! …Anybody want a peanut?
-Make the GM seriously contemplate homicide.

-Fail a check of 5 or less.

I am not left-handed!
-Purposely use your offhand for an entire combat round.

You killed my father… prepare to die
-Write a good backstory and submit it to the GM

Gimme some sugar, baby
-Seduce someone.

Move away from the light!
-Heal someone who is bleeding out.

Saving it for a rainy day?
-Go an entire session without spending any Action Points or Character Points.

Fashionably late
-Show up late to the game… and still save the day.

That still only counts as one!
-Wipe out 10 or more monsters in one action.

Master Exploder!
-Explode three times with a single die.

All for one…
Save one of your fellows.

…and one for All!
Be saved by one of your fellows.

Berek did it better
Spend all of your Action Points on one check.

The better part of valor
-Escape during a chase.

Plan B is always more gunpowder
Cause, in any way, an explosion that does enough damage to level a village.

Dead men tell no tales!
-Die and be resurrected

I’m on a Boat!
—Take a ride on a boat.

Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level?
— Sneak through a sewer

Wave it at anything that slithers
—Kill a snake-like creature with fire (Yuan-ti, etc)

You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.
—Kamikaze a cleric or paladin NPC

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?
—Sneak through a dungeon room with snakes or snake creatures without provoking an attack

There is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away
—Without killing an opponent, take an artifact he is holding away and escape

Fly, yes. Land, no.
—Commandeer an airship.

No ticket.
—Throw an enemy off a moving railcar.

I’m not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!
—Save someone about to be sacrificed to a dark power

Well don’t you see? The pen is mightier than the sword!
—Use an unconventional weapon to disable an opponent without killing them

Our situation has not improved.
—Be trapped, unarmed, between enemies and fire or an acid pit.

Okay Sammy, I’m not a good shot, but the Samaritan uses really big bullets.
—Shoot something 2 or more size catagories larger than you with a magic ranged weapon and miss

OW! My ankle!
—Botch a tumble roll DC 20 or less

I’m fireproof. You’re not.
—Kill an enemy by setting both yourself and them on fire; and survive.

That’s not covered under the warranty!
—Use a weapon in an unconventional manner in combat.

Totally not compensating
—Defeat an enemy with a weapon meant for someone at least one size category larger than you

I AM the evil twin!
—Kill your doppleganger… or WAS IT?

Didn’t I kill you already?
—Kill an enemy you already killed once before

Boom! Headshot
—One-shot an enemy with an exploding die

Don’t touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand alloys and compositions and things with… molecular structures.
—Set off a trap while trying to disarm it

Buckle up Bonehead. ‘Cause you’re goin’ for a ride!
—Utilize a catapult as a transportation device.

Hey! What’s that you got on your face?
—Bury an enemy alive

We can take ’em! With science.
—Use chemicals or ingenuity to kill 20 or more undead.

Bros before Hos
—Resist a nymph or similar female creature’s charm or dominate attack with an exploding die

Achievement Whore
—Earn 50 or more achievements (this earns 3 AP and 5 CP)

Achievement Rules:

Achievements are earned per character.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then who cares if it made any noise. So it is too with your achievements— should they not be witnessed, then they never happened.

Post your earned achievements on your Obsidian Portal character sheet. :)


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